So, here is the parking situation at my apartment. Each apartment has 2 spaces (mine are marked with gold stars). I go home today to find that someone (whom I can only presume has a small dick) had parked their red Dodge Ram as shown. Now, I have been unable to drive my Mustang because it needs a new alternator, so I have been using my sister's car. I get home, and where the fuck am I supposed to park?
Having a douche-hole truck doesn't give you the license to park like a douche-hole. Just because your small penis isn't big enough to fill even ONE vagina doesn't give you the permission to compensate by taking up TWO parking spaces.
Go kill yourself you small-dicked meathole.
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